Friday, June 12, 2009

Could have been a lady...

Apparently you may not swear in blogs... I was not previously aware of this fact.

shit.

I do not feel that this is going to be as interesting as I hoped. The shenanigans I could get into in highschool and college were much more interesting then any I have gotten up to lately..
...although the fact that I could be deported for anything illegal is a remarkable deterent let me tell you...

But this is it, and I hope you are happy with me.

In the past month I have made approximately 8 new friends, none from the same, or even a smiliar country to my own. In one month I have only managed to make three friends in my immediate area. shit. I mean...

On the plus side... I have also managed to get lost in a museum (funny thing, MULTIPLE museum guards and curators do not enjoy giving directions to the same girl four times.. and all I wanted was the damn cafe!), walked into a tree, a solid wood bedframe and clearly something else or two, because I have had more then one bruise.
I have gained 5 pounds form the copious amounts of "childrens" food I have taken up as a diet and harboured a new addiction to Starbucks. I may never hang out with 3, 5 and 6 year olds again. I lost more weight in my first year of college. WTF??
I am in dire need, I feel, of some friends. and possibly a hobby, to get my butt out of the house.
Any suggestions?

xox
-M

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